The True
Story of Dussehra
Everything started long time ago in an uncivilized and
extremely chauvinistic land situated in the Asian subcontinent known as India.
Destiny made a young girl fall in love for two
brothers. Her name was Shoorpanakha and like every
girl, all she wanted was to have a husband that she loved, get married and be happily ever after.
Most unfortunately those two brothers were bullies and
very bad at heart. Particularly the one called Lakshamana,
as he was extremely frustrated because he lusted his brother's wife, Sita.
Lakshamana
received a marriage proposal from Shoorpanakha but he refused as he could
only think about Sita; so Shoorpanakha asked Rama, the other brother, to marry
her. Rama was happy with his wife Sita and also refused it.
In a
nervous breakdown so common to women in their PMS, Shoorpanakha
wished she could kill Sita. When Lakshamana
heard about this he totally lost control one hundred times worse than Shoorpanakha, and he showed his true nature by cutting off Shoorpanakha’s
nose and both ears.
At that time plastic surgery had not yet
been discovered so poor Shoorpanakha had to live the rest of her life looking
like a monster without her ears and nose. Now we all know how appearance is
important to women. Shoorpanakha could hide the lack of ears by covering up
with a long hair, but what about the nose? No
way, Jose!
Due to the cruelty of Lakshamana, the poor girl could never get married and had
a huge psychological trauma that not even the most potent antidepressant
medicines and 10 years of therapy could help her! The same still happens in
India nowadays, but the cruelty format has changed. Now Indian men prefer throwing
acid on the girl’s face blinding her and deforming her for life!!!
Thankfully, Shoorpanakha was not alone
in this world. She had a very nice brother named Ravana.
Ravana was born with a birth defect. He
had ten heads for only one body. Instead of empathizing and taking pity on
Ravana, both extremely cruel brothers, Rama and Lakshamana, used to bully him night and day, non-stop.
Ravana
spent his whole life with people making fun of him. Only a person that has been
bullied before or that has been born with some physical defect will be able to
understand how bad it feels to be constantly bullied!
In
order to defend himself emotionally, Ravana had to develop a strong personality
and hence try to overcome his deformity; this is a common defense mechanism.
When
he saw his sister all mutilated by the cruel Lakshamana, he knew exactly how
people would bully her and how horrible she would feel not only physically but
also emotionally. Hence he decide to revenge his sister by kidnapping Sita,
Rama’s wife, and taking her to an island named Sri Lanka, located off the southern coast of India in South Asia at latitude 7.5653°
N and longitude 80.4303° E.
To
make a long story short, as this is NOT a book or a movie script, although you
were all engrossed reading it, (yes I
know you cannot deny it! ), I must conclude saying that after paying bribe
to a monkey to build a makeshift bridge to go rescue Sita. Everything works
wonderfully with bribe here in India. Rama felt betrayed that Sita was all
happy and enjoying Sri Lanka, as there they have much more monsoon rain than in
the north of India that is extremely hot during summers with temperatures
reaching up to 50 degrees Celsius, Deshearted, Rama made Sita set herself on
fire, (as Indians do in a gruesome ritual called sati when the husband dies and
the wife is burnt alive together with the husband’s body), to prove her
innocence.
As
Indian women, besides being disgustingly hairy, are also extremely submissive,
Sita did as her monster husband Rama requested. What no one knew was that
besides being a bully Rama was also a sadistic hence he requested Sita for a
second time to set herself on fire, just to show off to society, as Indians
love to do it; but this time she had enough and…….
And
believe or not, Hindus celebrate every year all this horror by elaborately
making gigantic figures of Ravana and burning him down, just because he tried
to revenge the injuries done to his sister by the sadistic brothers Rama and Lakshamana.
They accuse Ravana of being a demon only because he was born with a birth
defect of having 10 heads for a single body.
Dussehra
propagates violence and zero tolerance and empathy for the suffering of others!
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